I told my mother that I want 'Blackberry' or 'Apple'. My mom said, . .. ... .... "Ghar Mein Singhade Pade Hain, Pahle Woh Khatam Kar"! Happy Navratras!
Daughter-in-law: Mom, is my nose flat? Mother in law: No Baby! Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant? Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique, you're like a Barbie Doll. Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned? Mother-in-law: No no, you are so fair. Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law? Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae!
Optimist - The glass is half full. Pessimist - The glass is half empty. Indian Mother - Yeh Paani Ka Jhootha Glass Kisne Rakha, Yahan?
Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail. Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling.